What happens when you combine a genuine interest in weird history with the vague ability to write and a blink-and-you-miss-it attention span? This, apparently.

The formula: I vaguely Google a historic person or incident, glean the general gist of the information, then say "fuck" a bunch.

The result: Roughly 1,300 words of babbled history, which I choose to think is hilarious and clever. 

This is History RaeTold.

(My last name is Rae. That's... that's the pun. That's the joke).

(Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about and my research is not thorough. If you try to correct any of my facts I will release a thousand snakes into your home).